Merry Christmas, Easter Boy.

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2026 · 7 min

Overview

Two laid-back mafia hitmen are tasked with retrieving an important package.

Directed by Dante Toccagino

Cast

• Jake Thomas Peña — Hitman 1
• Jordan August Brown — Hitman 2
• Brian Passmore — Robed Man